During the 7.5 years I was Head of Programming for Playboy TV, I saw a lot. I learned a lot. And I was really touched...by hot girls often without my consent.

Almost daily on social media, I would post about the most outrageous and totally real ridiculousness I overheard at work. Folks loved the posts and I loved sharing them.

For your viewing pleasure, below is a lazily curated collection of some of the most hilarious/offensive/shocking/unforgettable things OVERHEARD AT WORK.

WARNING: The following content is for ADULTS ONLY. Definitely contains sexual content, sexual themes, sexual insults, sexual confusion, sexual mistakes, sexual fun and foul language. Mostly by me. Sorry, not sorry.